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From: [email-masked]
Date: Mon, 21 Feb 2005 08:32:20 EST

Just for laughs....

Subject: "A Quite Explosive Issue" (poem)
From: [email-masked]
To: [email-masked]
Date: Mon, 21 Feb 2005 07:52:16 EST

Question:

   When the glaciers receded so dramatically a while back in pre-historic 
days, do you think Neanderthal Og of the Green Party blamed the global warming on 
the greenhouse methane of the Hairy Mammoth's natural gas?

    Obviously, there's a lot of "scientific" hot air wafting about the planet 
these days, and quite a bit of it seems to be seeping from the flatulently 
flawed reasoning of the "Twilight O-Zoners" in Kyoto......

   Just for fun....a poem:

    "A Quite Explosive Issue"
(A Mammoth Ex-Stinktion of Reason)

Mister Og looked out his window,
And saw the glacier melting fast....
"Yikes! The heat index is rising!
Surely mankind cannot last!"

"It's the fault of Hairy Mammoth...
Furry Paciderms must go!
His emissions are atrocious...
A threat to Nature here below!"

"It's a MAMMOTH global problem...
Alley-Oop!...Come save the day!
Something stinks here in The Garden.
Call Kyoto right away!"

"Noxious fume-emitting creatures,
Threaten each and every one!
Putrid gases foul The Greenhouse,
And we've got nowhere to run!"

"Quick! Devise a regulation
Stop this Mammoth Gaseous Sin!
Stamp out The Snuffleupagus!
He's simply breaking too much wind!"

"Yes, the issue's quite explosive...
We must act without delay!
We need drastic legislation,
Or we'll all be blown away!"

God bless,
Tom Graffagnino
Without Excuse Creations